Foodie Funsters Pillows

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

'Whoa! I guess we shouldn't have eaten those bean burritos before leaving the workshop!'

Jeez, it's like they don't make bamboo-flavored anything.

'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'

"The festive season makes me nervous, Bob."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

Lesser known greek gods,

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Bangers and Mash

"Fresh pepper?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Better Not Squash.

Cat eats date.

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Bake off: Flan B

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Sriracha"