Food Funster Pillows

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Nurse, I have a complaint. I asked for the house dressing for my salad and they put a bandage on it."

"I'd like to order something that's easy to push around on my plate."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

Cheeze Wiz.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Fresh pepper?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Superstock'

Better Not Squash.

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'