Fast-food Funsters Pillows

'Super size mine. Who knows when Mr. Money Bags will take me out grazing again.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Night of the Latkes

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Better Not Squash.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week