Fast Food Punster Pillows

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Dogs life

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

Noodle exchange program.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

'Shakin' bacon.'

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

'Where's the cheese?'

"Processed food was his undoing. He was eating a salad sandwich in the warehouse, when a pallet of pork pies fell on him!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

fried eggs...

"It's true escargot will add calories to the meal, but very slowly."

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'

"It's ok - you're not the first man to lose his head over a pretty girl. . ."