Prawn Punster Pillows

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"White Collar Prison"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'It's a treasure map.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Hallelujah!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'Shakin' bacon.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

Surfin' the web.

Timmy Gets Solitary.