Fishy Punster Pillows

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dog Walker

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Beauty and the Baste

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

'Shakin' bacon.'

Surfin' the web.

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"He's a shiitake."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"