Prawn Punster Gifts

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"White Collar Prison"

'It's a treasure map.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Hallelujah!"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'Shakin' bacon.'

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

Erie was once in New York, Maine used to be part of Massachusetts and West Virginia was carved out of Virginia. Ah, "altered states"!

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"