Fast Food Punster Gifts

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Dogs life

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

Noodle exchange program.

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'Shakin' bacon.'

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'Where's the cheese?'

"Processed food was his undoing. He was eating a salad sandwich in the warehouse, when a pallet of pork pies fell on him!"

Famous Side Dish Trials. The Cabbage Case. Now, tell the jury what happened after the chef pulled out his knife …. (Sob) It was a SLAWter!

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'

"It's true escargot will add calories to the meal, but very slowly."

'Chicken to go.'