Foodie Punster Gifts

Hot Dogs. Regular or show dog?

"That's it. We’re toast."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

"It's made with real angel hair."

Octopi a la mode.

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

Onion Guillotine

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Guac-A-Mole"