Gourmet Punster Gifts

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"That's it. We’re toast."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Jurassic Pork.'

K9 Literati

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"It's made with real angel hair."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Beef Wellingtons

Bitter End

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Noodle exchange program.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

'Chef's salad as ordered.'