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"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"That's it. We’re toast."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'Jurassic Pork.'

K9 Literati

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

Bitter End

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Beef Wellingtons

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

"It's made with real angel hair."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

Lit. Exam. I carefully read "Ulysses," "Dubliners" and "Finnegans Wake," but I was kicked out by the teacher for calling the exam a "multiple-Joyce" test.

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Noodle exchange program.

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Chef's salad as ordered.'