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Beef Wellingtons

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

Stand back - while I whip something up

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Salvador Deli

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

Pizza Fencing

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Christmas canape?

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"It's true escargot will add calories to the meal, but very slowly."

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

Frying sausages by the sea.

'Our food has the top Michelin rating.' 'The food or the tyre?'

Police Cordon Bleu

"Is there another table that isn't so close to the bathroom?"