Curious Gourmet T-Shirts

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"I like my steak well done."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Salvador Deli

Chinese Novel Cookie

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."

Sandwich Shop

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'

Christmas canape?

"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

"You and your habit of asking for strange meals."

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!