Curious Gourmet Gifts

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"I like my steak well done."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

Salvador Deli

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Chinese Novel Cookie

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."

Sandwich Shop

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'

Christmas canape?

"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

'Yes Sir that is the lowest calorie dish on the menu, the chef has even eaten the fish for you. He says it was wonderful.'