Romantic Punster Gifts

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Let's create a deduction!"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"This will be hilarious!"

K9 Literati

Dogs life

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Mystery of the Poets

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'They were all out of roses.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Beauty and the Baste

2B or not 2B

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Optometrist Humor

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Bitter End

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"Norman is an island."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

When comedians propose marriage.

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."