Romantic Punster Prints

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Let's create a deduction!"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"This will be hilarious!"

K9 Literati

Dogs life

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Mystery of the Poets

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'They were all out of roses.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Beauty and the Baste

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

Optometrist Humor

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Bitter End

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'Honey, this is Alonzo

"Norman is an island."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'