Pizza Punster Gifts

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Dogs life

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'It's a treasure map.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"Hallelujah!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

Noodle exchange program.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Lemming meringue pie.

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.