Pie Punster Gifts

Lemming meringue pie.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Dogs life

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Hallelujah!"

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

Baby Grand Larceny

conversing using table tennis technology

Pork Sausage.

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

Wordplay: Road Rage

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

'Be cool, Bob. Don't go charging blindly into the stands. . . Any one of thousands of spectators could have tossed that cream pie.'

"I just had a horrible dream - I was wallowing in apple sauce."

fried eggs...

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"It's ok - you're not the first man to lose his head over a pretty girl. . ."

'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

A beginner's guide to being a sociopath

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'