Pie Prankster Gifts

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

"Is everything O.K., sir?"

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Lemon 'boom' meringue pie.

'Be cool, Bob. Don't go charging blindly into the stands. . . Any one of thousands of spectators could have tossed that cream pie.'

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

Wordplay: Road Rage

"You may now pie the bride"

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Pie Filling Reader

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

A pony throws its rider.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

Lemming meringue pie.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Clandestine Cuisine

Horse steals a little girl's book.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

'I'm going to have to let you go. Even though you're one of the best computer programmers we've ever had, we just can't tolerate you eating the other employees.'

"See ya later, suckers!!"

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