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'Super size mine. Who knows when Mr. Money Bags will take me out grazing again.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

Dinner at the Trapdoors

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Better Not Squash.

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'