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"Oh man, they put a ketchup security pack in the bag!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"That one I got free with a 'happy-meal'"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

Dinner at the Trapdoors

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Night of the Latkes

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."