Fast Food Funster Prints

"Oh man, they put a ketchup security pack in the bag!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Night of the Latkes

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Is this still America?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'