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'Hi, we're salt and pepper, your condiments for the evening.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What did Jesus order?"

"I might just get a pie."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Deliboys

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'S'more wine?'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Pea

"Do kids eat free?"