
"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."
Looking for a gift for a dairy delight fanatic? Our collection features witty, playful items perfect for anyone passionate about cheese, milk, and all things dairy. From quirky mugs to fun t-shirts, surprise them with a gift that celebrates their cheesy obsession in style.
"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
Lactose Intolerant
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
Cheeze Wiz.
Where Skim Milk comes from.
Important Food Groups
The Main Types of Cheese
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
'Oh Hi!'
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"
Milking the Cow.
Where Shaving Cream Comes From
"Wait, what are you doing?"
Chocs away.
"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"
'Bless You.'
'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'
'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'
"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"
Cheese Pile
'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'
Moo-Magrams Exams
'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'
Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle
"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."
"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."
'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'
'How now, brown cow?'
Explore our range of dairy-themed mugs—ideal for anyone who loves a good laugh with their coffee or tea.
Snuggle up with our dairy-themed pillows—quirky and comfy, a great addition to any dairy lover’s home.
Decorate with art prints celebrating the dairy lifestyle—funny, charming, and sure to bring a smile to any fan’s face.
Check out our dairy enthusiast t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for showcasing their love for all things cheesy.