Dairy Delight Lover Gifts

What can I get you? Let me think. My stock portfolio crashed. We can't afford our mortgage. My wife lost her job. I missed a car payment. The largest banana split you can make! Comfort food with a cherry on top. Will you accept an I.O.U.?

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

Ice Cream Dreams.

The Main Types of Cheese

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."