Dairy Delight Lover Gifts

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Banana Split...

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Oh Hi!'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Banana Split Personality

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

The Main Types of Cheese

Ice Cream Dreams.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."