Dairy Delight Seeker Gifts

The Main Types of Cheese

Ah-chmoo!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Cheese

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Chocs away.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Wait, what are you doing?"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cheese Pile

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."