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The Main Types of Cheese

Ah-chmoo!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Oh Hi!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Cheese

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Chocs away.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

World of Cow.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."