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"What do you have that you haven't touched?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Main Types of Cheese

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Woah - random!"

"I'm a retired doctor."

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

The Salvador Deli.

Carnegie Deli

You are here.

"Oh good! You're up!"

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Ah-chmoo!

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

The jungle grill!

"Hey, where's Frank?"

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

Chef's first kiss

"So that's one bagel with lox and cream cheese, hold the cream cheese, hold the bagel."

A rump of butchers

'Yo, you in the middle. Roast beef, right?'