Deli Interest T-Shirts

"Hey, where's Frank?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Baloneystini

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Pastrami in the wild

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

The Salvador Deli

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

Salvador Deli

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

One Hour Sandwich shop

Olives

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

The Salvador Deli.

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"Everything bagel?"

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

The Deli Counter

Carnegie Deli

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat