Deli Interest Gifts

"Hey, where's Frank?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Baloneystini

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Pastrami in the wild

The Deli Llama

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

The Salvador Deli

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

Olives

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

The Salvador Deli.

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"Everything bagel?"

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

The Deli Counter

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Carnegie Deli

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."