Deli Lover Gifts

"So that's one bagel with lox and cream cheese, hold the cream cheese, hold the bagel."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

EU and India partnership.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Baloneystini

"Room for dessert, folks?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Patissier