Deli Lover Pillows

"So that's one bagel with lox and cream cheese, hold the cream cheese, hold the bagel."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Banana Split Personality

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

EU and India partnership.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

I LOVE YOU IN ICING