Deli Delight Seeker Pillows

"What do you have that you haven't touched?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Main Types of Cheese

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"I'm a retired doctor."

"Woah - random!"

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

The Salvador Deli.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

You are here.

Carnegie Deli

"Oh good! You're up!"

Ah-chmoo!

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

The jungle grill!

"Hey, where's Frank?"

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

Frank and Ernie's Seafood Grotto. I'll have the "seafood platter". Certainly, sir -- small, medium, or barge?

Chef's first kiss

"So that's one bagel with lox and cream cheese, hold the cream cheese, hold the bagel."

Deli. What was here first?