Deli Adventurer Pillows

"Relax, I said I'm looking for 'A Reuben!'"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

American style Greek cafe.

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Anti-inflammation recipes

International House of Excrement

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

'New Barbeque.'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"I'm a retired doctor."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Your bill sir.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

Arabian Cuisine

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'