Diner Adventurer Pillows

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Platter confusion.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'How was the squid?'

"A table in Siberia, please."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"The usual."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Roadkill Restaurant