Adventurous Diner Pillows

"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."

“It's his first hibachi.”

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

'Warthogs are one of those things that sound and look awful, but taste delicious.'

'Choose your whitebait.'

'I'LL HAVE YER GIZZARDS ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE AND YER GUTS IN JAMAICAN RUM, YA LUBBER!' 'And for dessert, Sir?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'How was the squid?'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"A table in Siberia, please."

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Habanero ..."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

Roadkill Restaurant

'It's an acquired taste!'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."