Adventurous Diners Pillows

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'How was the squid?'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Habanero ..."

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Your bill sir.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

Roadkill Restaurant

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."