Adventurous Diners Gifts

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'How was the squid?'

"Habanero ..."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"A table in Siberia, please."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'It's an acquired taste!'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Roadkill Restaurant

'Your bill sir.'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."