Adventurous Diner Prints

"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."

“It's his first hibachi.”

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

'Warthogs are one of those things that sound and look awful, but taste delicious.'

'Choose your whitebait.'

'I'LL HAVE YER GIZZARDS ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE AND YER GUTS IN JAMAICAN RUM, YA LUBBER!' 'And for dessert, Sir?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"A table in Siberia, please."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'Your bill sir.'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."