Deli Aficionados Pillows

The Deli Counter

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Baloneystini

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Sandwich snob.

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

The Salvador Deli.

"Everything bagel?"

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

Carnegie Deli

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

Mammoth on the menu

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

The jungle grill!

"Hey, where's Frank?"