New York Deli Aficionado Pillows

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Baloneystini

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Pastrami in the wild

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Olives

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

The Salvador Deli.

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"Everything bagel?"

Carnegie Deli

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

The Deli Counter

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.