New York Deli Aficionado Gifts

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Baloneystini

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Pastrami in the wild

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

Olives

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

The Salvador Deli.

The Deli Counter

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Carnegie Deli

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"Everything bagel?"

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."