Deli Counter Aficionado Gifts

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

The Salvador Deli.

The Deli Counter

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"Everything bagel?"

Carnegie Deli

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'

"I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

'Thinner!'

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."