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"What am I, chopped liver?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'm a retired doctor."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

The Salvador Deli.

The Deli Counter

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

Carnegie Deli

"Everything bagel?"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'

"I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

'Thinner!'

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

Sandwich Shop

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli