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'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

The Deli Llama

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

Sandwich snob.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

The Salvador Deli.

"Everything bagel?"

The Deli Counter

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Carnegie Deli

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

"I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

'Thinner!'

Sandwich Shop

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."