Delightful Deli Fan Gifts

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Sandwich snob.

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

The Salvador Deli.

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"Everything bagel?"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

The Deli Counter

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

Carnegie Deli

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

"I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

'Thinner!'

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

Sandwich Shop