Deli Aficionados Prints

The Deli Counter

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Baloneystini

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Sandwich snob.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

The Salvador Deli.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"Everything bagel?"

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

Carnegie Deli

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

"Honey, I'm going to need on of those kid menus."

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

Mammoth on the menu

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."

"Would you care to select your chicken?"

"Hey, where's Frank?"

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'