Deli Devotee Prints

The Salvador Deli.

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

The jungle grill!

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

A rump of butchers

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Our visit to the flan factory.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Gooseberry Fool...

His Her Cakes

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Cake Friday!

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Chocolate Shop

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Sweet surprise.

Let's skip to dessert

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Baloneystini

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"