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"Do you think this grass is organic?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Chocs away.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

You are here.

"Oh good! You're up!"

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

"Partnering gave us more options for our cheese products..."

Ah-chmoo!

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

Grounded beef.

Active Yogurt Culture

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

When milk goes bad.