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'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Diner.

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

The Main Types of Cheese

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Chocs away.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'How was the squid?'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Roadkill Restaurant

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."